Free Until They Cut Me Down (riskofabsurdity) wrote in critical_kids,
Free Until They Cut Me Down
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Rich Kid Business Major Preppy Fucks

Yes You,

MR-I'M-GOING-TO-BE-A-BUSINESS-MAJOR-BECAUSE-THAT'S-WHAT-MY-PARENTS-TOLD-ME-TO-BE-AND-I-CAN'T CHANGE-MY-MIND-BECAUSE-THINKING-IT-TOO-HARD-AND-IF-I-DO-I-WON'T-GET-THAT-BEEMER-I-WANT-FOR-MY-BIRTHDAY-OH-AND-ALL-I-CARE-ABOUT-RIGHT-NOW-IS-WHICH-ONE-OF-MY-FIFTY-ABERCROMBIE-SHIRTS-I'M-GONNA-WEAR-TO-THE-DAVE-MATTHEWS-BAND-SHOW-WITH-MY-DUMB-BLONDE-ANOREXIC-BARBIE-DOLL-GIRLFRIEND-MY CELLPHONE-NEVER-LEAVES-MY-EAR-EVEN-WHEN-I'M-IN-THE-LIBRARY-BECAUSE-I-GOTTA-HOOK-UP-WITH-MY-BROS-THIS-WEEKEND-AND-CALL-UP-MY-METH-DEALER-AND-ANYWAY-STUDYING-IS-FOR-FAGS-AND -FAGS-ARE-BAD-BECAUSE-MY-PARENTS-AND-GEORGE-BUSH-TOLD-ME-SO-OUT-OF-MY-WAY-OR-I'LL-RUN-YOU-DOWN-WITH-MY-SUV-WITH-THE-WINDOWS-ROLLED-UP-PUMPING-50-CENT-WHICH-PROVES-THAT-I'M-NOT -A-RACIST-EVEN-THOUGH-I-DON'T-HAVE-ANY-BLACK-FRIENDS-BECAUSE-BLACK-PEOPLE-MIGHT-ROB-ME-AND-BOY-DO-I-LOVE-BEING-A -FUCKING-COOKIECUTTER-CLONE-ASSHOLE. I fucking hate you and everything you stand for!!


Sorry, had to get that out..

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